Tuesday, 25 February 2014

How to get through Desk Warming


Firstly what is desk warming?

If you are thinking about coming to live in Korea you probably hear the term ‘desk warming’ being thrown around a lot so I thought I’d explain a little more about it.
During the summer and winter months the kids go home but the school stays open. The other Korean teachers will pop in over the month but the English teachers have a different contract.
For some unknown reason a few years ago some teachers moaned so much about their schedules being slightly different from others that the DMOE had to put strict rules in place. Now the rule is we come to school from 8:30 till 4:30 every day of the vacation (apart from your 8 /10 days holiday)
This sounds like a weird thing for the DMOE to ask you to do but to be honest it really is a fantastic way to spend a few days. I think I may have been more productive in this job than every before.
If you are smart you can do a years set of lesson plans, read a few books, write, draw, watch movies or do some crafts. Pretty much anything you want since the school is empty.
It is annoying I suppose since the kids aren’t around but on the plus side…..the kids aren’t around.

So now that you know what it is, how do you cope with 3 weeks of it…well its actually about 7 weeks in total with exams and summer vacation so its good to have a way to cope straight away.
The only way I have coped is with lots of planning. Here are a few ideas:

.Blogs
Your initial reaction when you hear about blogs might be to roll your eyes, although you are reading this one so hopefully it’s not too much of a stretch for you to start one. Blogs are indulgent things but they are also a fantastic record of your time and a great way to practice writing.
I have 3 blogs that I keep. One for travel, one for animation and one for my love of all vintage things. I did intend to blend the vintage and travel blog but in the end they were such different things that I kept them separate. The animation one is just a geek fest so that’s hidden away too.
These became my life line during free lessons since I had to sit in the large teachers office with no internet. I would have to look busy so opening Word and just typing away was the perfect distraction. Another great things about a blog is that it is always there. This experience of living abroad flies by with so many new things to experience that sometimes you forget those special moments, they all tend to blur in together. My blog helps me to remember the little things and hear the excitement in my writing from when I first arrived to the worry I felt before teaching for the first time. It is a silly thing and I wouldn’t go into it thinking you will be the next big thing in the blogesphere but if it’s being written for you and as a way to pass the time then it’s a great element to add to your desk warming routine.

.Projects
Everyone is different. Your project might be something you’ve been meaning to sew, recipes you’ve been meaning to type out or, like me things I’ve been wanting to animate and learn on different computer software’s for years. This is more of a long term desk warm. I am currently in my winter desk warming phase. I set myself the task of building my own character to animate and it’s made the week whizz by. Luckily my textbooks are all staying the same so my lesson planning is done. This allowed me to invest a large portion of time to anything I wanted and I am really happy with the results.

.Internet
This one is listed with caution. If you are one of the lucky few that not only has internet but has internet that’s not blocked then it’s a great source of entertainment. Especially for those one - off lessons when you have no classes. I have been more productive than I ever have been in my year at my desk but that doesn’t mean I haven’t been completely sucked into evil Facebook. It’s a hindrance I wish I wanted to get rid of but its definitely a necessity when living so far away from home. It makes you feel less alone at your desk. That being said, it’s easy to get sucked into a stranger’s page for hours. Have a quick catch up and then close it! Go to the BBC website and read a news story. ‘Wiki it’ and research something random and see what else it leads you to learn about. The internet is shockingly more than photos of friends drinking shots and videos of puppies. Who knew!

Korean
For the majority of Westerners coming to Korea, Korean is something you have visions of mastering. I always thought that after 3 months of being immersed in the culture I was bound to just wake up one day and understand everything they were saying, almost like my own ‘see the matrix’ moment. This of course is not the case (although I still live in hope). If you want to learn Korean, especially Hangul then your desk is as good a place as any. There are great websites out there such as www.memrise.com that will help you learn up to 60 words a day if you are dedicated. I am lazy. Because I can order food, read Korean and get taxi’s I have let my Korean studies slip but it really would be a shame to leave this place without at least being able to have a fully Korean conversation with the people around me. It’s my mission for year two.

Lesson plan
This sounds like an obvious one, so much so that I considered not putting it on the list but knowing lovely people such as my boyfriend who think planning is just a suggestion I thought I’d list it on here. Lesson planning is a pain, it really is and we all know it. We could all just troll through www.waygook.com and steal our lessons but there is something special and easy about teaching a lesson you created yourself. Saying that, I do love getting games from there for those awkward, ‘not learning - not playing’ lessons but when I’m teaching I like to create them myself. The beautiful thing about lessons planning is that it gets easier every time. The amount of things I added to my first lesson plans, just in case I ran out of material and had 40 kids looking at me, is probably enough material for 6 lessons. You learn very quickly how long things take in class and what the kids react to. Adding relevant and funny pictures to your power points will get a good reaction. Adding pictures of yourself will probably be met with raucous laughter but it will keep them engaged.

Tips for Desk Warming
. Make a ‘to do’ list and cross them off
. Think of things you’ve always wanted to research or learn
. Bring your own lunch if you aren’t sure it’s provided. (Some days there is one other teacher in the office who has a sandwich box with them and other days its 12 teachers who all order food but forget to ask me, it varies so an emergency Kimbap will keep you going)
. Bring coffee!
. Hangovers can be had but best avoided. That VP will be watching you closely.

No matter how much you plan I promise you there will be a moment when you want to pull your hair out and the clock goes backwards but I hope these tips help you to make the most of it. Most importantly, enjoy it.  Yes you are sat in school for 8 hours but you are being paid to do anything you want. Catch up on TV shows while you learn to draw, make a crazily ambitious present for friends who are leaving Korea, watch cooking shows and write down the recipe, join a fantasy rugby league. What every you end up doing, enjoy this time as it’s a rare gift you may not get again and have fun!

Happy Desk Warming Everybody.

Thursday, 13 February 2014

The Photoshoot




As I’ve mentioned in previous posts, it is almost leaving time for all of these special people so it was decided that we would try and gather in one place and have at least one photo of us all looking in the same direction. The theme was set as cutesie Korean which translated to us as glasses and bows. (We thought this was surprisingly accurate)
After a lovely JimDak meal we headed to the bowling alley, the perfect setting for Waygook (forginer) craziness.

The lovely Chris took our photos and was very patient while we faffed about and posed in every possible manner.
There are about 40 photos over all but the theme of our year has been crazy excess  so it was good to stay with what we know.
It was a great night and even though it was a step nearer to goodbyes it was a night that confirmed how much I love these people.
The human pyramid was inevitable. We almost completed it but were thwarted at the final hurdle. I will have to drag a photo from my video of it to see if I can capture it at its highest point.
Worryingly the pyramid wasn’t drink induced, which only goes to prove that we are all as crazy as each other, with or without soju.

There is still a good few days, some meals, sleep overs and boys in yoga lessons to happen yet but its been a fantastic end to a incredible year.
In the mean time I’m using Desk warming to its full potential and editing these up Korean style !








Say it with a Montage


Goodbye Lovely People from Tania Vincent on Vimeo.


It’s been a year since we arrived in this crazy country. There was times when I couldn’t believe I didn’t jump on a plane home but the over riding feeling has been of joy and sheer unbelievable happiness at the different experiences I’ve been part of.
We have decided to stay another twelve months and are getting ready for the next school year as well as moving into a new apartment but our friends are all packing up and getting ready to move onto different adventures.
We knew this situation was coming and we watched others experience it 6 months ago but nothing can really prepare you to say goodbye to your family because that’s what they are. In this kind of environment where you really are alone in a country, your friends become your home. I don’t think I’ve gone one week without seeing at least one of them and I know for a fact I haven’t gone a day without talking to them (The proof of this is the thousands of messages on our phone app Kakao)
A big part of me is excited to see them go. Each person is heading off to a new adventure that will bring with it exciting opportunities but I can’t help but be deeply sad at the prospect of them not being here.
I have avoided the inevitable sadness for now by busying myself with plans such as going to Seoul with them, planning dinners and forcing them to dance with me in random places but I wanted to give them all something to show them how much this year has meant to me and so I made this little video.


It’s not much and it’s not even a fraction of the fun we had but I hope they like and watch it during those first scary steps on their new adventures. I never thought I’d find people like this on my way through Asia so I’m excited to see what other un-expected surprises lie ahead.
Luckily I have a few people left behind and they are all lovely so we will be clinging onto each other for dear life until life relaxes back into normality.

To everyone off on their new paths, whether its Cambodia with a new love, Indonesia for Yoga and sunsets, Home to start businesses, South Africa to see family or Budapest with their little lady…. I already miss you and things will never be the same but from here we will always have memories and future plans.
I will see you all soon xxxx

The DMZ : A trip to North Korea

One of the first things you get asked when you mention you live in Korea is ‘North or South?’.
Luckily and like 99.9999% of the people who head to Korea I do live in the South but the North is a beautiful and scary mystery. The rest of the world is terrified by this small unpredictable land and Korea ignores it like an annoying younger sibling that wants to play in their room.
I knew at some point during my stay in Korea I would have to pay a visit to the scary area that is named the DMZ (De Militarised Zone) so when a few of my friends (who are sadly leaving Korea) wanted to go I jumped on board.
We headed up to Seoul on the KTX after school, Soju and Beer in hand. We arrived at our pleasant enough hostel and decided to get a ‘quiet’ dinner.








 Eight hours later, two bars, 6 buckets and a night club later we were running around the hotel desperately trying to wake ourselves up enough to catch our bus to the DMZ.

We rallied and caught our bus that took us up North.
as you can see...still a bit tipsy



When we arrived at Panmunjom (the area of the demilitarised zone that brings the guards face to face with each other 24 hours a day) the snow was falling and the area seemed as grim as its past.
The American army guards gave us a fantastic tour and it was eerie. I have never been in an area with so much tension. This was a tour but at the same time we were warned that North Korea was taking out pictures to use as propaganda that if they were to give us the finger or try to spit on us that there was nothing we could do. If you approached a guard to closely they would punch you. Even the South Korean ones.
To be stood in a room that has seen so many conversations deciding the fate of millions of lives left me with a really sense of proportion and humbled me to the fact I live in a country with such a delicate and painful past.



As well as the Panmunjom we also the location of the 1976 axe murder. This was an incident cause by cutting down a tree. The tree was cutting off all visibility for the Only South Korean viewing station. The cutting down was delayed from the confirmed time because of rain. A small team of unarmed guards went to cut the tree down. The N.Koreans watched for 15 minutes without incident but suddenly the North Koreans attacked with over 20 men all carrying crossbows and clubs. The North Koreans got hold of the axes held by the two South Korean and American guard and attacked them. There is also a photo of another guard Capt. Bonifas who was bludgeoned to death by 5 North Korean guards.
I realise this isn’t a nice story but it shocked me to the core to see the photos and realise that the area we were in was so volatile.
There are many other stories I could tell you but it was all pointing to the forgiveness shown by the South Koreans. Tunnels built for miles into areas they weren’t allowed purely to blow them up and endless rants from guards and these men have let it go and if anything provide more aid to their neighbours. I would like to think that the UK or America could be as forgiving in the same situations but it’s hard to believe.
There is break throughs, such as the completely deserted and fully built train station to North Korea that is fully functional but full of nothing.



There was also a shop that let us stock up on North Korean memorabilia. We left with some North Korean Brandy that we aren’t planning on drinking.
It was a fantastic and haunting trip but I’m really glad I did it.


The one piece of advice I would give to anyone heading on this trip is:
If you are tall then be wary of the tunnels. These tunnels were created by dynamite and were created to attack the South Koreans so they are quite serious but watching two extremely tall men crawl their way through it while short Koreans laughed at them made my day. The 362km walk up the steep hill to get out of the tunnel….not so much.
The rest of the weekend included us all having good food and good drinks and preparing for the next few weeks when they all head home. I’m not going to go into it too much for this post but it’s very sad.
Anyway I am sorry for the morbid nature of this post but it feels nice to share with people the real side we see here in Korea. North Korea is definitely seen as the spoilt younger brother who cries when he wants more food brought to him. Hopefully there can be some peace between the two some day but it does seem a very long way away when you are stood at Panmunjom and being glared at by a Guard carrying all forms of weapons.



Wednesday, 5 February 2014

UK : My trip to the green green grass of home.



Three weeks has whizzed past and I am already home from the UK. It was extremely hard to leave. Surprisingly it was much harder than it was the first time I left.
Home was lovely but it was a flying visit. I’m happy to say that I had a list of things I wanted to do, get and see and I almost did it all which considering my ridiculous addiction to making lists is impressive.


After a 24 hour journey home we met Lee’s family and I headed to London to see my two best friends to have a mini hen do before her wedding.
It was calm and sophisticated which is shocking for us considering our crazy ways. Since we knew each other when we were little we tend to revert to our Spice Girls, Pig Tails and cheap wine ways.
We were in a perfect location, literally on Trafalgar Square, which is one of the many spots in London I count as my favourite. We ate good food, drank delicious cocktails and talked a hell of a lot.


When in Wales I spent most of the time sitting inside with my fantastic sister and watch awful films with Christmas chocolate. We never have a chance to sit around so I loved every part of it. I managed to squeeze in a visit to Scotland.



My young brother lives in Edinburgh which shocks me with its beauty every time I visit. It is stunning and this time I was lucky enough to take Lee, to witness it in all it’s glory. He is a Historian and I knew the Edinburgh would be his dream city. I wasn’t wrong. The old buildings and statues almost littering the roads make it a fantastic place to visit.  I really wanted to take photos of Craig, my brother and his gorgeous (soon to be) wife but we were all so cold and tired that I Didn’t press it upon them. I did take a few but hopefully I can edit them to seem more professional than they are.
Apart from one very quick and squeezed in night I had with some Uni friends I didn’t get a chance to see many people which was a major regret but the time flew by and I enjoyed every second. The amount of supplies Lee and I brought back is crazy. We have enough Cadburys to last at least….till the end of the month :S
This is going to be a busy year so hopefully we will be too busy to be very sad about missing home but after 37 hours of travel, 3 hours sleep and a day of work I am missing the UK with every part of my being.
Thank you to everyone who made our visit home so incredibly special.

 
CHEESE

THE BEST SHOP EVER

Bit of a change..to a blondie

My younger brother still claims to this day that I stole his face

Plum wine with Uni friends

family time

Me and my friend Kate